Saturday, February 6, 2010

Guidelines for Attaining & Maintaining Beer God/Goddezz Status Share

  • Prove to us that you consume Quality Craft Beer (QCB) on a regular basis. This is best accomplished by hanging out with us, or by providing us with visual evidence such as pictures taken at breweries or taprooms with QCB in hand. Providing us with your input on the beers you are indulging in also helps
  • Swear never to consume a beer that is not QCB, unless it is completely unavoidable. Here is an example: You are with a super hot chick that really loves Shit Lite, and by not accepting one, she would be deeply offended, thereby ruining what little chances you already have of getting in her pants. I know this is an extreme example, as most of you have no chance with a hot chick to begin with - just sayin'
  • If you are local, join us at local events, and/or hang out with us (at least occasionally)
  • Visit the Beer Godz Fan Page on a regular basis (it need not be every day)
  • Post comments, pics or articles on the Beer Godz Fan Page on a regular basis (again, it need not be every day)
  • Promote the Beer Godz Fan Page on a weekly/bi-weekly basis. Recommend us to ALL of your friends!
  • If you're not on facebook, then promote this Beer Godz Blog Site and the Beer Godz Twitter Page
  • And all hot chicks should at least post one photo in a bikini...just a suggestion

Guidelines subject to change at our discretion

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